Wackadoodles

Josef JoJo Simpson + Juicy Klien

Uncle Josef Jojo Simpson (everyone always spells out his full name) and his wife Ms. Klien have always been the black sheep of the modern Wackadoodle family. They live in Michigan, where Ms. Klien was born. she and her parents were members of a strange order that believed that the world would end at the turn of the millennium, but mostly used this as an excuse for members of all ages to get wasted.

When Uncle Josef Jojo Simpson joined the group, he was instantly smitten with the unfortunately-named Ms. Juicy Klien. The couple chose to have children despite the fact that they believed the world was set to end before their 2nd son was born. Luckily for them the group was of course wrong, and the Simpson-Klien family was able to begin a slightly more sober life at the dawn of the new millennium.

Our Documents

• A commemorative poster from the Millennium Club, marking Josef Jojo Simpson’s induction and labelling him member number 908.

Our Photos

• A group of black-robed figures, all holding massive beer steins, stand in a circle around a giant hourglass that tracks the amount of time until New Year’s Day 2000.